Birth year: 8th March 1959. I am into my 7th decade? Work that out!
Family: Yes, father & brother. My brother is called Andrew, so he is a nutter.
Occupation: Retired. Ex HMRC tax collector.
Previous jobs: Only job since leaving school. When at school I worked for a butcher delivering meat, and at an ice cream parlour. Also delivered papers.
Favourite team: The mighty Burnley
Favourite player of all time: Steve Kindon.
Hobbies / Interests: Theme parks, music, reading autobiographies and travel.
Ambitions: To win a game. To live a long and prosperous life.
Other thoughts??: The higher a monkey climbs the more it shows its arse.