Birth year:  1951

Family:  Older brother who’s given up sport and younger brother who was crap at all sports.

Occupation:  Retired

Previous occupation:  Architect

Favourite team:  Bristol Rovers (even though they’re rubbish!)

Favourite player:  Me!

Hobbies:  WF, snooker, golf and drinking!

Ambitions:  See as much of the world as possible (before the terrorists take over)

Claim to Fame:  Scored 7 goals in one league match (when I was 16!)

Other thoughts:  Try to avoid it!