Birth year: 1951
Family: Older brother who’s given up sport and younger brother who was crap at all sports.
Previous occupation: Architect
Favourite team: Bristol Rovers (even though they’re rubbish!)
Favourite player: Me!
Hobbies: WF, snooker, golf and drinking!
Ambitions: See as much of the world as possible (before the terrorists take over)
Claim to Fame: Scored 7 goals in one league match (when I was 16!)
Other thoughts: Try to avoid it!