Birth year:  1962 – a vintage year!!

Family:  Wife Jacqueline, daughter Kirsten, son Elliot.

Occupation: Self-employed painter / decorator

Previous jobs: Calvin Klein model!

Favourite team: Folkestone Invicta

Favourite player of all time: Lionel Messi

Hobbies / Interests: Football and watching my son play, heavy metal music and concerts

Ambitions: To see my son captain Folkestone Invicta when they get promoted to the Football League (I can only dream!)

Claim to Fame: I appeared on a programme called Fan TV, discussing walking football and other football-related nonsense!

Other thoughts??: When the gorilla shits on your head, it’s time to leave the room.